Crossword Answer For
“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)
Last seen in Thomas Joseph Crossword June 26, 2023 Answers
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Answer
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Source
Date
99%
ABAR
“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)
(4)
Thomas Joseph Crossword
Jun 26, 2023
99%
ABAR
“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)
Thomas Joseph Crossword · Jun 26, 2023
3%
ESS
Slow start?
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 25, 2026
3%
ESS
Slow start?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 25, 2026
3%
GETARAISEOUTOF
Talk into a pay hike?
(14)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 13, 2026
3%
GETARAISEOUTOF
Talk into a pay hike?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 13, 2026
3%
USE
Put into practice
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 13, 2026
3%
USE
Put into practice
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 13, 2026
3%
PAIGE
Hall of Fame pitcher Satchel who said, "If a man can beat you, walk him"
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 11, 2026
3%
PAIGE
Hall of Fame pitcher Satchel who said, "If a man can beat you, walk him"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 11, 2026
3%
ASOF
Words before a start date
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 11, 2026
3%
ASOF
Words before a start date
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 11, 2026
3%
BANKINGREGULATION
"The ball must hit the cushion before dropping into the pocket," e.g.?
(17)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 6, 2026
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BANKINGREGULATION
"The ball must hit the cushion before dropping into the pocket," e.g.?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 6, 2026
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GEO
Logical start
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 5, 2026
3%
GEO
Logical start
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 5, 2026
3%
GAMIFY
Turn into a competition, say
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 5, 2026
3%
GAMIFY
Turn into a competition, say
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 5, 2026
3%
ABRA
Pokémon that ultimately evolves into Alakazam
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 26, 2026
3%
ABRA
Pokémon that ultimately evolves into Alakazam
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 26, 2026
3%
LEASHED
Like a dog who's ready for a walk
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 25, 2026
3%
LEASHED
Like a dog who's ready for a walk
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 25, 2026
3%
EVEN
Like the score at the start of overtime
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 28, 2026
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EVEN
Like the score at the start of overtime
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 28, 2026
3%
CARPETPEEVES
"People walk all over me," "No one appreciates my rugged good looks," etc.?
(12)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 5, 2026
3%
CARPETPEEVES
"People walk all over me," "No one appreciates my rugged good looks," etc.?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 5, 2026
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ONCE
Fairy tale start
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 3, 2026
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ONCE
Fairy tale start
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 3, 2026
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OMEN
A bird flying into the house, say
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 23, 2026
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OMEN
A bird flying into the house, say
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 23, 2026
3%
COUCHGAG
Long-running joke in the opening credits of "The Simpsons"
(8)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 16, 2026
3%
COUCHGAG
Long-running joke in the opening credits of "The Simpsons"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 16, 2026
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DONS
Slips into, as clothes
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 15, 2026
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DONS
Slips into, as clothes
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 15, 2026
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TEN
Countdown start
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 11, 2026
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TEN
Countdown start
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 11, 2026
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BENDS
Shapes into a wreath, say
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 6, 2026
3%
BENDS
Shapes into a wreath, say
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 6, 2026
3%
TEAANDTOAST
Simple way to start the day
(11)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 6, 2026
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TEAANDTOAST
Simple way to start the day
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 6, 2026
3%
BLAHBLAHBLAH
"... and other meaningless drivel," or what can be found at the start of 20-, 34-, and 44-Across
(12)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 1, 2026
3%
BLAHBLAHBLAH
"... and other meaningless drivel," or what can be found at the start of 20-, 34-, and 44-Across
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 1, 2026
3%
ENACT
Sign into law
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 24, 2026
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ENACT
Sign into law
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 24, 2026
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USHED
Led into a theater, slangily
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 17, 2026
3%
USHED
Led into a theater, slangily
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 17, 2026
3%
ACTAEON
Mythical hunter transformed into a stag
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 16, 2026
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ACTAEON
Mythical hunter transformed into a stag
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 16, 2026
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MASH
Turn into baby food
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 11, 2026
3%
MASH
Turn into baby food
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 11, 2026
3%
SKINNYJEANS
Pants one may have to wriggle into
(11)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 11, 2026
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SKINNYJEANS
Pants one may have to wriggle into
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 11, 2026
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SCARE
Give a start
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 10, 2026
3%
SCARE
Give a start
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 10, 2026
3%
BELIE
Call into question
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 9, 2026
3%
BELIE
Call into question
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 9, 2026
3%
ENCRYPT
Put into code
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 27, 2026
3%
ENCRYPT
Put into code
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 27, 2026
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CCS
Loops into a chain
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 25, 2026
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CCS
Loops into a chain
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 25, 2026
3%
NEO
Fresh start?
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 23, 2026
3%
NEO
Fresh start?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 23, 2026
3%
ERIE
Lake into which the Cuyahoga empties
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 17, 2026
3%
ERIE
Lake into which the Cuyahoga empties
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 17, 2026
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EXILED
Like Romeo at the start of Act V
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 12, 2026
3%
EXILED
Like Romeo at the start of Act V
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 12, 2026
3%
HIKE
Long walk
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 7, 2026
3%
HIKE
Long walk
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 7, 2026
3%
STIRREDUP
Worked into a state
(9)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 6, 2026
3%
STIRREDUP
Worked into a state
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 6, 2026
3%
TAPES
They're inserted into 11-Down
(5)
Universal Crossword
Apr 5, 2026
3%
TAPES
They're inserted into 11-Down
Universal Crossword · Apr 5, 2026
3%
GUILTTRIP
Manipulate into feeling ashamed
(9)
Universal Crossword
Apr 3, 2026
3%
GUILTTRIP
Manipulate into feeling ashamed
Universal Crossword · Apr 3, 2026
3%
RAGEBAITED
Manipulated into feeling angry
(10)
Universal Crossword
Apr 3, 2026
3%
RAGEBAITED
Manipulated into feeling angry
Universal Crossword · Apr 3, 2026
3%
BEE
One goes "zzub" when flying backward, in a joke
(3)
Universal Crossword
Apr 1, 2026
3%
BEE
One goes "zzub" when flying backward, in a joke
Universal Crossword · Apr 1, 2026
3%
GROANED
Reacted to a bad joke
(7)
Universal Crossword
Apr 1, 2026
3%
GROANED
Reacted to a bad joke
Universal Crossword · Apr 1, 2026
3%
GOPOOF
Vanish into thin air
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 31, 2026
3%
GOPOOF
Vanish into thin air
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 31, 2026
3%
DIG
Be into
(3)
Universal Crossword
Mar 28, 2026
3%
DIG
Be into
Universal Crossword · Mar 28, 2026
3%
TOAST
A "ting, ting, ting" may signal its start
(5)
Universal Crossword
Mar 26, 2026
3%
TOAST
A "ting, ting, ting" may signal its start
Universal Crossword · Mar 26, 2026
3%
HEELED
Followed closely while on a walk
(6)
Universal Crossword
Mar 24, 2026
3%
HEELED
Followed closely while on a walk
Universal Crossword · Mar 24, 2026
3%
PLAYCATCHUP
Try to overcome a poor start
(11)
Universal Crossword
Mar 22, 2026
3%
PLAYCATCHUP
Try to overcome a poor start
Universal Crossword · Mar 22, 2026
3%
EMBED
Put into an email
(5)
Universal Crossword
Mar 17, 2026
3%
EMBED
Put into an email
Universal Crossword · Mar 17, 2026
3%
ETHER
Disappear into the ___
(5)
Universal Crossword
Mar 15, 2026
3%
ETHER
Disappear into the ___
Universal Crossword · Mar 15, 2026
3%
EGGS
"After working all day, the hens were ___-hausted" (dad joke)
(4)
Universal Crossword
Mar 15, 2026
3%
EGGS
"After working all day, the hens were ___-hausted" (dad joke)
Universal Crossword · Mar 15, 2026
3%
REBELS
Good guys in "Star Wars"
(6)
Universal Crossword
Mar 10, 2026
3%
REBELS
Good guys in "Star Wars"
Universal Crossword · Mar 10, 2026
3%
ENACTS
Makes into law
(6)
Universal Crossword
Mar 10, 2026
3%
ENACTS
Makes into law
Universal Crossword · Mar 10, 2026
3%
YOURESOBAD
Reply to a racy joke, perhaps
(10)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 3, 2026
3%
YOURESOBAD
Reply to a racy joke, perhaps
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 3, 2026
3%
RAMS
Barrels into
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 2, 2026
3%
RAMS
Barrels into
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 2, 2026
3%
PHONEHOMECASE
Investigation into how E.T. got away?
(13)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 1, 2026
3%
PHONEHOMECASE
Investigation into how E.T. got away?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 1, 2026
3%
NOOBS
Players who may have to start over many times
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 27, 2026
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NOOBS
Players who may have to start over many times
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 27, 2026
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DEPOSIT
Put into a bank account
(7)
Universal Crossword
Feb 26, 2026
3%
DEPOSIT
Put into a bank account
Universal Crossword · Feb 26, 2026
3%
ISO
Late start?
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 25, 2026
3%
ISO
Late start?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 25, 2026
3%
DEPLOY
Put into use
(6)
Universal Crossword
Feb 20, 2026
3%
DEPLOY
Put into use
Universal Crossword · Feb 20, 2026
3%
IMMERSE
Plunge into liquid
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 18, 2026
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IMMERSE
Plunge into liquid
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 18, 2026
3%
SMASHED
Broke into many pieces
(7)
Universal Crossword
Feb 14, 2026
3%
SMASHED
Broke into many pieces
Universal Crossword · Feb 14, 2026
3%
RELINE
Sew new insulation into, as an old coat
(6)
Universal Crossword
Feb 10, 2026
3%
RELINE
Sew new insulation into, as an old coat
Universal Crossword · Feb 10, 2026
3%
LEGENDHASIT
Possible start of a folktale
(11)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 7, 2026
3%
LEGENDHASIT
Possible start of a folktale
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 7, 2026
3%
ECHO
Fun word to shout into a canyon
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 6, 2026
3%
ECHO
Fun word to shout into a canyon
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 6, 2026
3%
BOO
Visitor in a knock-knock joke that ends, "It's nothing to cry about!"
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 5, 2026
3%
BOO
Visitor in a knock-knock joke that ends, "It's nothing to cry about!"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 5, 2026
3%
MEETS
Runs into
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 3, 2026
3%
MEETS
Runs into
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 3, 2026
3%
BROS
Finance ___ (guys who may work for hedge funds)
(4)
Universal Crossword
Jan 30, 2026
3%
BROS
Finance ___ (guys who may work for hedge funds)
Universal Crossword · Jan 30, 2026
3%
WAFFLEBATTER
Mixture poured into an iron at a breakfast buffet
(12)
Universal Crossword
Jan 28, 2026
3%
WAFFLEBATTER
Mixture poured into an iron at a breakfast buffet
Universal Crossword · Jan 28, 2026
3%
ILLSEEMYSELFOUT
Comment after a bad joke
(15)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 24, 2026
3%
ILLSEEMYSELFOUT
Comment after a bad joke
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 24, 2026
3%
IKID
"It's a joke"
(4)
Universal Crossword
Jan 23, 2026
3%
IKID
"It's a joke"
Universal Crossword · Jan 23, 2026
3%
FIRSTPERSON
Narrated by the protagonist, or a hint to the start of 18-, 24-, 41- or 51-Across
(11)
Universal Crossword
Jan 21, 2026
3%
FIRSTPERSON
Narrated by the protagonist, or a hint to the start of 18-, 24-, 41- or 51-Across
Universal Crossword · Jan 21, 2026
3%
MEET
Bump into
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 21, 2026
3%
MEET
Bump into
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 21, 2026
3%
LANDS
Resonates, as a successful joke
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 20, 2026
3%
LANDS
Resonates, as a successful joke
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 20, 2026
3%
BOYSOBER
Prioritizing oneself by not dating guys, in slang
(8)
Universal Crossword
Jan 18, 2026
3%
BOYSOBER
Prioritizing oneself by not dating guys, in slang
Universal Crossword · Jan 18, 2026
3%
STARTTHECLOCK
"I'm gonna begin ... now!" (... letters 3-11 into a name that starts with "C")
(13)
Universal Crossword
Jan 15, 2026
3%
STARTTHECLOCK
"I'm gonna begin ... now!" (... letters 3-11 into a name that starts with "C")
Universal Crossword · Jan 15, 2026
3%
VEGETABLEAISLE
Grocery store section with greens (... letters 6-13 into a name that starts with "I")
(14)
Universal Crossword
Jan 15, 2026
3%
VEGETABLEAISLE
Grocery store section with greens (... letters 6-13 into a name that starts with "I")
Universal Crossword · Jan 15, 2026
3%
BATHE
Get into hot water
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 15, 2026
3%
BATHE
Get into hot water
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 15, 2026
3%
REMAP
Divide into new districts, say
(5)
Universal Crossword
Jan 13, 2026
3%
REMAP
Divide into new districts, say
Universal Crossword · Jan 13, 2026
3%
ANTES
Buys into a poker game
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 13, 2026
3%
ANTES
Buys into a poker game
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 13, 2026
3%
ESOS
___ chicos ("those guys," in Spanish)
(4)
Universal Crossword
Jan 11, 2026
3%
ESOS
___ chicos ("those guys," in Spanish)
Universal Crossword · Jan 11, 2026
3%
URLS
Addresses that may start with https://
(4)
Universal Crossword
Jan 11, 2026
3%
URLS
Addresses that may start with https://
Universal Crossword · Jan 11, 2026
3%
LAND
Resonate, as a joke
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 10, 2026
3%
LAND
Resonate, as a joke
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 10, 2026
3%
ROAR
Really, really enjoy a joke
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 1, 2026
3%
ROAR
Really, really enjoy a joke
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 1, 2026
3%
FOREIGNEXCHANGE
Conversion of one currency into another, and a hint to 17-, 23-, 39- and 53-Across
(15)
Universal Crossword
Dec 31, 2025
3%
FOREIGNEXCHANGE
Conversion of one currency into another, and a hint to 17-, 23-, 39- and 53-Across
Universal Crossword · Dec 31, 2025
3%
KNOT
Twist into a pretzel
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 31, 2025
3%
KNOT
Twist into a pretzel
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 31, 2025
3%
BENE
Good start?
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 31, 2025
3%
BENE
Good start?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 31, 2025
3%
JAMPACKED
Mission: Cram 150 mL of spread into a 100 mL container. Status: ___
(9)
Universal Crossword
Dec 30, 2025
3%
JAMPACKED
Mission: Cram 150 mL of spread into a 100 mL container. Status: ___
Universal Crossword · Dec 30, 2025
3%
STARR
Drummer twice inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 24, 2025
3%
STARR
Drummer twice inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 24, 2025
3%
NASCENT
Coming into being
(7)
Universal Crossword
Dec 21, 2025
3%
NASCENT
Coming into being
Universal Crossword · Dec 21, 2025
3%
EMOTE
Really get into a role
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 21, 2025
3%
EMOTE
Really get into a role
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 21, 2025
3%
DICES
Cuts into cubes
(5)
Universal Crossword
Dec 19, 2025
3%
DICES
Cuts into cubes
Universal Crossword · Dec 19, 2025
3%
PANE
"Replacing a window is a real ___" (dad joke)
(4)
Universal Crossword
Dec 17, 2025
3%
PANE
"Replacing a window is a real ___" (dad joke)
Universal Crossword · Dec 17, 2025
3%
HITASNAG
Ran into problems
(8)
Universal Crossword
Dec 16, 2025
3%
HITASNAG
Ran into problems
Universal Crossword · Dec 16, 2025
3%
BITE
Sink your teeth into
(4)
Universal Crossword
Dec 15, 2025
3%
BITE
Sink your teeth into
Universal Crossword · Dec 15, 2025
3%
PARALLELPARKING
*Maneuvering into a tight curbside spot
(15)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 15, 2025
3%
PARALLELPARKING
*Maneuvering into a tight curbside spot
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 15, 2025
3%
LINA
First Asian player inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 13, 2025
3%
LINA
First Asian player inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 13, 2025
3%
AMILATE
"Did you start already?"
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 11, 2025
3%
AMILATE
"Did you start already?"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 11, 2025
3%
BUGGYSTROLLER
One who forgot insect repellent for a walk in the park?
(13)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 10, 2025
3%
BUGGYSTROLLER
One who forgot insect repellent for a walk in the park?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 10, 2025
3%
ONEIRON
Hardest club to get into?
(7)
Universal Crossword
Dec 3, 2025
3%
ONEIRON
Hardest club to get into?
Universal Crossword · Dec 3, 2025
3%
HIRES
Brings into a company
(5)
Universal Crossword
Nov 25, 2025
3%
HIRES
Brings into a company
Universal Crossword · Nov 25, 2025
3%
DORISBURKE
Broadcaster inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2018
(10)
Universal Crossword
Nov 23, 2025
3%
DORISBURKE
Broadcaster inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2018
Universal Crossword · Nov 23, 2025
3%
ARON
Pokémon that evolves into Lairon
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 23, 2025
3%
ARON
Pokémon that evolves into Lairon
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 23, 2025
3%
IMPEL
Spur into action
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 17, 2025
3%
IMPEL
Spur into action
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 17, 2025
3%
RAM
Slam (into)
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 13, 2025
3%
RAM
Slam (into)
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 13, 2025
3%
DEE
Don't start?
(3)
Universal Crossword
Nov 11, 2025
3%
DEE
Don't start?
Universal Crossword · Nov 11, 2025
3%
ALLALONG
From the start
(8)
Universal Crossword
Nov 9, 2025
3%
ALLALONG
From the start
Universal Crossword · Nov 9, 2025
3%
SUCK
Draw (into)
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 8, 2025
3%
SUCK
Draw (into)
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 8, 2025
3%
PUN
Many a dad joke
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 5, 2025
3%
PUN
Many a dad joke
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 5, 2025
3%
DIVE
Plunge into a pool
(4)
Universal Crossword
Nov 4, 2025
3%
DIVE
Plunge into a pool
Universal Crossword · Nov 4, 2025
1%
URL
Address that often starts with "www"
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 21, 2026
1%
URL
Address that often starts with "www"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 21, 2026
1%
TILDA
Actress Swinton
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 20, 2026
1%
TILDA
Actress Swinton
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 20, 2026
1%
IPOS
Long-term goals for some startups
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Sep 6, 2026
1%
IPOS
Long-term goals for some startups
LA Times Daily Crossword · Sep 6, 2026
1%
ALBRIGHT
Clinton secretary of state
(8)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 26, 2026
1%
ALBRIGHT
Clinton secretary of state
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 26, 2026
1%
LEIA
Skywalker raised on Alderaan
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 5, 2026
1%
LEIA
Skywalker raised on Alderaan
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 5, 2026
1%
SEED
__ money: startup funds
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 3, 2026
1%
SEED
__ money: startup funds
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 3, 2026
1%
TORII
Shinto shrine entrance
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Aug 1, 2026
1%
TORII
Shinto shrine entrance
LA Times Daily Crossword · Aug 1, 2026
1%
AVON
Cosmetics giant that started as the California Perfume Company
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 28, 2026
1%
AVON
Cosmetics giant that started as the California Perfume Company
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 28, 2026
1%
APPLE
McIntosh or Macintosh
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 26, 2026
1%
APPLE
McIntosh or Macintosh
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 26, 2026
1%
MEA
Apology starter
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 12, 2026
1%
MEA
Apology starter
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 12, 2026
1%
RAFA
Rival of The Djoker and Fed Express
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 4, 2026
1%
RAFA
Rival of The Djoker and Fed Express
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 4, 2026
1%
ALAMEDA
Tree-lined walkway
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jul 2, 2026
1%
ALAMEDA
Tree-lined walkway
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jul 2, 2026
1%
APEX
Mountaintop
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 29, 2026
1%
APEX
Mountaintop
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 29, 2026
1%
DAD
Stereotypical teller of terrible jokes
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 29, 2026
1%
DAD
Stereotypical teller of terrible jokes
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 29, 2026
1%
SAABS
Models whose names typically started with 9
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 6, 2026
1%
SAABS
Models whose names typically started with 9
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 6, 2026
1%
COMINGALIVE
Really starting to shine
(11)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jun 6, 2026
1%
COMINGALIVE
Really starting to shine
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jun 6, 2026
1%
CAPONE
Graham's "Boardwalk Empire" role
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 23, 2026
1%
CAPONE
Graham's "Boardwalk Empire" role
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 23, 2026
1%
BUZZWORDS
Trendy jargon, or what can be found at the starts of 17-, 25-, 38-, and 53-Across
(9)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 11, 2026
1%
BUZZWORDS
Trendy jargon, or what can be found at the starts of 17-, 25-, 38-, and 53-Across
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 11, 2026
1%
MAMDANI
Zohran who walked the length of Manhattan on June 20, 2025
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 9, 2026
1%
MAMDANI
Zohran who walked the length of Manhattan on June 20, 2025
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 9, 2026
1%
FAR
Not walkable, say
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 7, 2026
1%
FAR
Not walkable, say
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 7, 2026
1%
POKERNIGHT
Evening when one hopes to get a good deal, and when one might hear the starts of 18-, 23-, 37-, and 47-Across
(10)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 6, 2026
1%
POKERNIGHT
Evening when one hopes to get a good deal, and when one might hear the starts of 18-, 23-, 37-, and 47-Across
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 6, 2026
1%
DON
Mattingly who was the Yankees starting first baseman for 12 seasons
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 5, 2026
1%
DON
Mattingly who was the Yankees starting first baseman for 12 seasons
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 5, 2026
1%
ACE
Stack starter in solitaire
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
May 4, 2026
1%
ACE
Stack starter in solitaire
LA Times Daily Crossword · May 4, 2026
1%
STREET
Crosswalk spot
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 24, 2026
1%
STREET
Crosswalk spot
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 24, 2026
1%
INRE
Memo starter
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 19, 2026
1%
INRE
Memo starter
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 19, 2026
1%
EGOT
"Grand slam" awards acronym spelled out by the starts of the answers to the starred clues
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 14, 2026
1%
EGOT
"Grand slam" awards acronym spelled out by the starts of the answers to the starred clues
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 14, 2026
1%
RABBI
Priest and minister's companion, in jokes
(5)
Universal Crossword
Apr 13, 2026
1%
RABBI
Priest and minister's companion, in jokes
Universal Crossword · Apr 13, 2026
1%
URAL
Range that starts near the Kara Sea
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Apr 12, 2026
1%
URAL
Range that starts near the Kara Sea
LA Times Daily Crossword · Apr 12, 2026
1%
ALUMSIDING
*Metallic house exterior (Read six letters in this answer counterclockwise, starting at letter three)
(10)
Universal Crossword
Apr 10, 2026
1%
ALUMSIDING
*Metallic house exterior (Read six letters in this answer counterclockwise, starting at letter three)
Universal Crossword · Apr 10, 2026
1%
WWW
Internet address starter
(3)
Universal Crossword
Apr 4, 2026
1%
WWW
Internet address starter
Universal Crossword · Apr 4, 2026
1%
SIXSEVEN
2025 meme, or what the starts of 15- and 34-Across and the ends of 20- and 46-Across amount to
(8)
Universal Crossword
Apr 1, 2026
1%
SIXSEVEN
2025 meme, or what the starts of 15- and 34-Across and the ends of 20- and 46-Across amount to
Universal Crossword · Apr 1, 2026
1%
INSCRUTABLE
Impossible to interpret (Read eight letters clockwise, starting with letter five in this answer)
(11)
Universal Crossword
Mar 20, 2026
1%
INSCRUTABLE
Impossible to interpret (Read eight letters clockwise, starting with letter five in this answer)
Universal Crossword · Mar 20, 2026
1%
BEEP
Microwave sound (Read four letters clockwise, starting with letter one in this answer)
(4)
Universal Crossword
Mar 20, 2026
1%
BEEP
Microwave sound (Read four letters clockwise, starting with letter one in this answer)
Universal Crossword · Mar 20, 2026
1%
STARMAP
Astronomer's chart (Read four letters clockwise, starting with letter two in this answer)
(7)
Universal Crossword
Mar 20, 2026
1%
STARMAP
Astronomer's chart (Read four letters clockwise, starting with letter two in this answer)
Universal Crossword · Mar 20, 2026
1%
TURNS
Rotates (Read eight letters clockwise, starting with letter one in this answer)
(5)
Universal Crossword
Mar 20, 2026
1%
TURNS
Rotates (Read eight letters clockwise, starting with letter one in this answer)
Universal Crossword · Mar 20, 2026
1%
DORITOS
Chip choice for walking tacos
(7)
Universal Crossword
Mar 14, 2026
1%
DORITOS
Chip choice for walking tacos
Universal Crossword · Mar 14, 2026
1%
FLINT
Fire-starting aid
(5)
Universal Crossword
Mar 12, 2026
1%
FLINT
Fire-starting aid
Universal Crossword · Mar 12, 2026
1%
ANTENNA
*Wintour who was editor-in-chief of Vogue
(7)
Universal Crossword
Mar 11, 2026
1%
ANTENNA
*Wintour who was editor-in-chief of Vogue
Universal Crossword · Mar 11, 2026
1%
PERGOLA
Covered walkway
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 5, 2026
1%
PERGOLA
Covered walkway
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 5, 2026
1%
AISLES
Target walkways
(6)
Universal Crossword
Mar 4, 2026
1%
AISLES
Target walkways
Universal Crossword · Mar 4, 2026
1%
GAGS
Running jokes
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 4, 2026
1%
GAGS
Running jokes
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 4, 2026
1%
DOERS
Self-starters
(5)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Mar 1, 2026
1%
DOERS
Self-starters
LA Times Daily Crossword · Mar 1, 2026
1%
SHEL
"Where the Sidewalk Ends" author Silverstein
(4)
Universal Crossword
Feb 23, 2026
1%
SHEL
"Where the Sidewalk Ends" author Silverstein
Universal Crossword · Feb 23, 2026
1%
BUCKETLIST
Wishes of a lifetime, or what the starts of the answers to the starred clues form at a chicken restaurant?
(10)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 23, 2026
1%
BUCKETLIST
Wishes of a lifetime, or what the starts of the answers to the starred clues form at a chicken restaurant?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 23, 2026
1%
GAIT
Manner of walking
(4)
Universal Crossword
Feb 14, 2026
1%
GAIT
Manner of walking
Universal Crossword · Feb 14, 2026
1%
DADS
Stereotypical sources of corny jokes
(4)
Universal Crossword
Feb 4, 2026
1%
DADS
Stereotypical sources of corny jokes
Universal Crossword · Feb 4, 2026
1%
ONELINERS
Short jokes
(9)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Feb 2, 2026
1%
ONELINERS
Short jokes
LA Times Daily Crossword · Feb 2, 2026
1%
RAMP
Inclined walkway
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 27, 2026
1%
RAMP
Inclined walkway
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 27, 2026
1%
OUTLINE
Term paper starting point
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 18, 2026
1%
OUTLINE
Term paper starting point
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 18, 2026
1%
TIMESHARES
Some vacation condo arrangements ... or a hint to what can follow the starts and precede the ends of the starred clues' answers
(10)
Universal Crossword
Jan 14, 2026
1%
TIMESHARES
Some vacation condo arrangements ... or a hint to what can follow the starts and precede the ends of the starred clues' answers
Universal Crossword · Jan 14, 2026
1%
CHEESY
Like many dad jokes
(6)
Universal Crossword
Jan 14, 2026
1%
CHEESY
Like many dad jokes
Universal Crossword · Jan 14, 2026
1%
OVER
"Your turn," on a walkie-talkie
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 13, 2026
1%
OVER
"Your turn," on a walkie-talkie
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 13, 2026
1%
ABC
Alphabet starter
(3)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 8, 2026
1%
ABC
Alphabet starter
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 8, 2026
1%
ERGO
Conclusion starter
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 7, 2026
1%
ERGO
Conclusion starter
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 7, 2026
1%
ONFOOT
By walking
(6)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Jan 5, 2026
1%
ONFOOT
By walking
LA Times Daily Crossword · Jan 5, 2026
1%
MILAN
Italy's catwalk capital
(5)
Universal Crossword
Jan 2, 2026
1%
MILAN
Italy's catwalk capital
Universal Crossword · Jan 2, 2026
1%
BEAN
Pinto or lima
(4)
Universal Crossword
Dec 28, 2025
1%
BEAN
Pinto or lima
Universal Crossword · Dec 28, 2025
1%
NANO
Tech startup?
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 27, 2025
1%
NANO
Tech startup?
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 27, 2025
1%
PROTOSTAR
One just starting to shine
(9)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 27, 2025
1%
PROTOSTAR
One just starting to shine
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 27, 2025
1%
MODEL
Catwalk walker
(5)
Universal Crossword
Dec 24, 2025
1%
MODEL
Catwalk walker
Universal Crossword · Dec 24, 2025
1%
STALE
Like old jokes
(5)
Universal Crossword
Dec 23, 2025
1%
STALE
Like old jokes
Universal Crossword · Dec 23, 2025
1%
NHLGAME
Contest that starts with a center-ice faceoff
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 18, 2025
1%
NHLGAME
Contest that starts with a center-ice faceoff
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 18, 2025
1%
AUTO
Self starter?
(4)
Universal Crossword
Dec 15, 2025
1%
AUTO
Self starter?
Universal Crossword · Dec 15, 2025
1%
AISLE
Airplane walkway
(5)
Universal Crossword
Dec 11, 2025
1%
AISLE
Airplane walkway
Universal Crossword · Dec 11, 2025
1%
OVERANDOUT
Contradictory signoff on a walkie-talkie (In this answer, note letters 4-7)
(10)
Universal Crossword
Dec 10, 2025
1%
OVERANDOUT
Contradictory signoff on a walkie-talkie (In this answer, note letters 4-7)
Universal Crossword · Dec 10, 2025
1%
BEERRUN
Trip to buy brewskis, or a sequence found in the starts of the answers to the starred clues
(7)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Dec 9, 2025
1%
BEERRUN
Trip to buy brewskis, or a sequence found in the starts of the answers to the starred clues
LA Times Daily Crossword · Dec 9, 2025
1%
INDENT
Paragraph starter
(6)
Universal Crossword
Dec 1, 2025
1%
INDENT
Paragraph starter
Universal Crossword · Dec 1, 2025
1%
SASHAYED
Strutted down a catwalk
(8)
Universal Crossword
Nov 23, 2025
1%
SASHAYED
Strutted down a catwalk
Universal Crossword · Nov 23, 2025
1%
ONME
"Looks like the joke's __"
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 18, 2025
1%
ONME
"Looks like the joke's __"
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 18, 2025
1%
PSST
Discreet conversation starter
(4)
Universal Crossword
Nov 15, 2025
1%
PSST
Discreet conversation starter
Universal Crossword · Nov 15, 2025
1%
SALT
Sidewalk ice melter
(4)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 11, 2025
1%
SALT
Sidewalk ice melter
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 11, 2025
1%
EYEOPENING
Unexpectedly enlightening, and what can be found at the starts of 17-, 24-, 38-, and 49-Across
(10)
LA Times Daily Crossword
Nov 10, 2025
1%
EYEOPENING
Unexpectedly enlightening, and what can be found at the starts of 17-, 24-, 38-, and 49-Across
LA Times Daily Crossword · Nov 10, 2025
1%
XENON
Only element starting with "X"
(5)
Universal Crossword
Nov 9, 2025
1%
XENON
Only element starting with "X"
Universal Crossword · Nov 9, 2025
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many possible solutions does "“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)" have?
We found 1 exact solution and 180 total potential answers including similar clues. The most likely answer is ABAR (4 letters).
What is the best answer for "“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)"?
The best answer for "“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)" is ABAR with 4 letters.
This answer has a 99% confidence rating based on our database of crossword solutions.
Where has "“Two guys walk into —...” (joke start)" been used as a crossword clue?
This clue has appeared 1 time in our database.
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It was last seen in the Thomas Joseph Crossword on June 26, 2023.